Penis Pumps!

Okay, so the other day while watching some porn on Xtube I came across a video of a guy with a tiny little penis. No, I'm not interested in guys one bit, but what caught my attention was the tool he had in his hand. It was a Penis pump!!

I've never used a penis pump since I've always heard they didn't work. However, after watching this video I'm definitely intrigued. This guy was able to turn his average penis into a cock monster that all men would be proud to have between their legs.

Anyway, so that's part one of my question, do Penis Pumps really work?

Part two is this: Ladies, have you ever had a session where a guy used a penis pump and if so what was your experience. Can you have sex with a guy after he uses the pump or does he fly away like a balloon loosing air?

Actually, my ex had one. Cracked me up the first time he pulled it out. The key is to use it correctly...so make sure to read it lol. But I must say...it did work.

Meg

Found this info too.....
http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/0306.html

Yes be very careful...I hooked one of these up backwards once and yes. it did work...but now I can carry the groceries in with my ears. I mean its convenient but...*



* The following post was intended for cheap comedic value and in no way indicates events I may have allegedly done or not done.

I want one of those, better yet, NEED on of those. So that ladies can say that they actually see and feel Mr. Happy.

They are medical devices and they do work. You must use them correctly or they can be painful. They don't make you bigger, they just fill what you have in case it doesn't fill naturally. You do stay erect until you remove the band. Not rock hard, but adequate for the intended purpose.

The bands can be uncomfortable and should be removed after a period of time (I think the instructions said 1/2 hour). The last time I tried the pump with my SO, we finished and eventually started watching TV. About 2 hours later I felt a burning sensation down there. I first thought it was due to the friction from our activity but decided to check & the damned band was still in place. I thought my little guy was gonna' fall off because of that.

Gotta remember to set an alarm or something if I try it again. Until then, it's pills.

The horror!

If it's good enough for Austin...

No need to buy a pump.

Do a search on "Jelqing".

It's natural, and it works. The poof is in my pnts.

This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby!

LOL!!!

netman ("Danger" is my middle name. Now where are my Burt Bacharach albums???)

If it's good enough for Austin...

Originally Posted by stavinChain

OK true story... My Ex husband has an already good size dick, but we used one just for fun one day. He pumped that thing up so much it stuck to the inside of the tube and sealed itself. We couldn't get it off. Took FOREVER to get enough lube in there to wiggle it out. After that his poor dick wasn't good for much for a day or two.

Ya, they work.

No need to buy a pump.

Do a search on "Jelqing".

It's natural, and it works. The poof is in my pnts. Originally Posted by Garland_Bone

http://www.jelqing.com/

Learn something new everyday.

Elisabeth

Elisabeth you continue to amaze me. Where do you come up with this stuff?

I hope you're not jelqing my chain!!