Now for Some Good News . . .

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You’ll find out!















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Unique_Carpenter's Avatar
Dog,
Easily interpreted.

Initial excitement
She agrees to meet
Happy about the gal behind the door
No idea cause the door got closed, so bcd?
She put a smile on his face
Intermission refreshments
Happy guy after round two
Guys afterthoughts about entire date
Nice UC........... Very impressed.
I'm done waiting. What is the good news dumars?
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im gonna spank ya if ya dont tell us NOW!!!
Dumars is gonna have a BABY!!
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Go to the ECCIE main page! Politics forum!!!

You’ll figure it out!
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im gonna spank ya if ya dont tell us NOW!!! Originally Posted by DallasRain
Ahh, shucks! Try’n to get me to like ‘ya?!?! Threaten life and limb and I’ll follow you anywhere!!
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We could tean up in him D,double spankings
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woohooo yeaaahhh miss yd!!
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We could tean up in him D,double spankings Originally Posted by yourdesire
Promises, promises, promises!
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Promises, promises, promises! Originally Posted by dumars
you are the only obstacle my friend xoxo
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you are the only obstacle my friend xoxo Originally Posted by yourdesire
I’m guessing you two haven’t gotten your email/text/phone call warning you I am a cop/informer/slasher/liar/stalker, etc, etc, etc! Heard the one where I sent the fluffy, has-been a $500 check? Bet y’all believed that sicko shit didn’t ‘ya?

Git’n WAY off topic!
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dumars,
Your warning is useless for this duo. The key issues are:
Have you eaten your Wheaties?
Can you raise up in a graveyard?
Have you practiced signing your name using spray can whipped cream?
Have you ever had a date in a building with a skeleton?
Do you have access to an AED? You may need it for this tag team duo.
D & YD, I have a wood chipper you can use if he gets outta hand.