I don't play very often so have not experienced many a NCNS -- but they sure sting like a bitch.
The new (to SA) and lovely and well-reviewed Cameron set a date for 6:30. I was the perfect gentleman on the communication side. Read her incall was generally in Castle Hills area. Let her know I was heading over and asked for more specific location.
Nada.
Cameron and her RGV doubles partner Vanity have built quite a nice rep in short time so this was quite disappointing.
Anyway, I took a few shots at calling and texting, all to no avail. Then ... I just started riffing with silliness and randomness and (I thought) comedy. Half-hoped I would entertain her into hooking up as planned. Probably just freaked her out -- but hey, at least I was COMMUNICATING! Ha!
So it was pretty good material IMHO, so I thought I would share my one-sided text conversation with y'all:
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Hola, mi amor. This is XXXX. I'm just leaving work downtown and will stop at home to freshen up. Just checking in to make sure we're still set for 6:30 and to get a location.
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I'm around 410 and Vance Jackson. Are we good?
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Talk to me, sweetie ...
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It's OK. I'm patient. But persistent!
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's XXXX, of course! We have a date!
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But ... But ... I bought you this cute little Christmas gift! You gotta find out what it is! (Seriously, it's kinda cute.)
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No choice. You force me to resort to poetry. This from SA legend Carmen Tafolla:
¿Quien somos, las Mujeres del rebozo rojo?
las que esperamos siempre luz
hambrientas las gotas rosadas,
del rocío matutino,
buscando en la noche ...
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Ooh! Spurs vs Pacers! (But just isn't the same as a date with Cameron!)
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You gotta admit it -- I've made you laugh or smile at least twice. Right?
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(After one-hour of continued radio silence):
I'm still here! All is forgiven! Ha!
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Still would love to see this gal, but such a shame to act this way.
Had also popped my first-ever Little Blue Pill, so was doubly annoyed at prospect of wasting it. Plan B worked out fine though: Slid over to VIP, where the Amazonian Serena has returned. My gosh, she's just wonderful. A must-see, even if you're not usually into AMP.