Holy crap, off with his head!!!
A 66-year-old Colombian farmer was forced to have his penis “amputated” after taking too much Viagra so he could impress his girlfriend with the enhanced organ, The Independent reported on Monday. It cited a report from Colombian newspaper La Nacion.
Gentil Ramirez Polania, who suffered from a painful erection for several days after taking the pill, complained to a doctor who then said that there were bruises found on the testicles and penis, which was also inflamed and fractured. His penis was also showing signs of gangrene.
In order to prevent the disease from spreading to the rest of his body, the doctor advised him to amputate his penis, the report said.
Dr Antonio Correa reportedly said that the man, who claims to be a former member of the council in his town -- unfortunately named Gigante -- has already been “treated” and “is recovering well”.
Doctors at the hospital he was treated reminded locals that a doctor’s prescription is required when buying penis-enhancing drugs in order to avoid incidents such as this one. They added that such drugs, which contain sildenafil, can cause prolonged erections (known as priapism), nausea, chest pains as well as irregular heartbeat, when used incorrectly.
Prolonged erections should be treated within 24 hours to avoid the penis from becoming permanently damaged.
Closer to home, a woman accidentally bit off her boss’ penis while performing oral sex in his car at a park in Singapore back in May 2009, reported local media, citing Sin Chew Daily and China Press.
The unfortunate incident reportedly happened when the boss crashed into a van while reversing the car. After which, the woman’s mouth was covered with blood and the both of them went to the hospital via ambulance.
Here’s the twist, the person who helped call the ambulance was a spy whom the woman’s husband had hired to track his wife down, after suspecting her of being unfaithful.
Now that's quite fucking hilarious. The newly revised viagra warning will read something like: "May cause headache, nausea, flushing, and if you take to much your cock will be severed".
