for plastic mans epic 1000th post ...plastic man would like to thank
...all the hooks for their beauty ...grace ...and asshole cleaning advice
...the jimmie mods who treat plastic man with ...respect ...understanding ...and compassion
...and especially the average jimmie ...out there in the trenches ...fighting for one and all ...living the jimmie high life ...sharing tales of amazing cocksmanship ...scouring the back alleys and gutters for new talent on which to ...expend their joie de vivre ...bless you all
...a case of gold dildos to the board ...everyone has earned a prime spot in the jerk with full reach around privilege!