Golden Showers - How do You prepare?

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Since my fantasy thread isn't getting much attention, i decided to start this one for the Ladies who enjoy giving the Gold.

If You are asked, what do You do to prepare for the event? Do You drink anything special. How long before do You start to consume?
Tea is a natural diaretic. This means it makes your body flush it's liquid. You could take an over-the-counter diaretic for a more dramatic affect, but that stuff's dangerous. And Hot tea adjusts to your body temperature faster than cold, so earl gray or some razzberry zinger does it for me.
This is that I drink, but other ladies may do other things...

I usually will try to drink at least one litre of liquid per hour, starting about 4 hours before my appointment starts. This ensures that when my gentelman arrives, I'll prolly have to go every ten minutes or so! lol
I start 4 hours ahead of time because, let's be honest, not everyone drinks 8-8oz glasses a day; so my body will prolly already be in need of hydration. Then it can process the extra... then i can pee...

Does that about do it for ya?
xoxoxo
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  • MLisa
  • 04-28-2010, 08:40 PM
I have more experience privately than for fantasy but I've also found cranberry juice really helps me go. I also know that beer will give a nice "flavor" and coffee comes thru no matter what else i drink that day.
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One of the best responses to the question i've ever read. i've seen a Woman around here recently 3 times and She can't produce one decent golden. i appreciate the preparation You go through dear Lady.

Tea is a natural diaretic. This means it makes your body flush it's liquid. You could take an over-the-counter diaretic for a more dramatic affect, but that stuff's dangerous. And Hot tea adjusts to your body temperature faster than cold, so earl gray or some razzberry zinger does it for me.
This is that I drink, but other ladies may do other things...

I usually will try to drink at least one litre of liquid per hour, starting about 4 hours before my appointment starts. This ensures that when my gentelman arrives, I'll prolly have to go every ten minutes or so! lol
I start 4 hours ahead of time because, let's be honest, not everyone drinks 8-8oz glasses a day; so my body will prolly already be in need of hydration. Then it can process the extra... then i can pee...

Does that about do it for ya?
xoxoxo Originally Posted by Angel_Grace
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Thank You for the response. i always appreciate an artist.

I have more experience privately than for fantasy but I've also found cranberry juice really helps me go. I also know that beer will give a nice "flavor" and coffee comes thru no matter what else i drink that day. Originally Posted by MLisa
we get pissed on shit on humiliated all day everyday in fantasy world we seek and advise on how to make it happen then we pay for it.
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I drink about 80oz of water a day, so volume is not an issue for me. Natural diuretics such as hawthorne, parsley, apple cider vinegar, buchu, coconut water and dandelion can all be used safely to increase frequency. If strong odor or a change in flavor is desired I find coffee and green tea to be the absolute best, though alcohol can have the desired effect as well. Happy showering.
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Ms. Sophie, that's another very informative post. Thank You.

I drink about 80oz of water a day, so volume is not an issue for me. Natural diuretics such as hawthorne, parsley, apple cider vinegar, buchu, coconut water and dandelion can all be used safely to increase frequency. If strong odor or a change in flavor is desired I find coffee and green tea to be the absolute best, though alcohol can have the desired effect as well. Happy showering. Originally Posted by Miss Sophie Bella
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Just let me know at least an hour before......and I start drinking up on the water.
I second the tea! It works better and faster than water for me.
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I second the tea! It works better and faster than water for me. Originally Posted by BritneyBangs
Britney, any particular tea? Has anyone commented on the flavor or taste after You drink the tea?
Just so you guys know, the diuretic effect of the drinks you have mentioned will vary greatly depending on the drink you choose. Alcohol is a far stronger diuretic than coffee, which is a far stronger diuretic than tea. It is not possible to dehydrate yourself with tea or coffee because your body will hold on to some of the liquid you ingest. With alcohol, however, you'd best drink lots of water along with it to prevent the dehydration. A 250 mg caffeine pill would also do the trick, but don't take more than that if you don't have tolerance to caffeine.

Diuretic effects:
Alcohol > Coffee > Pop > Tea

Thanks for starting this thread, too. Golden showers aren't my thing, but that doesn't mean they're not interesting to read about!