Libtards to give you a wedgie, toilet paper your house, ring your doorbell and run, fuck your sister (your dog, too!), make crank calls to your work place, short sheet your bed, put dog poop in your shoes, send 10 pizzas to your house, ...
Nah, we can't have ChoomMarsh wiping his ass with free toilet paper and his pants are already damp with the product of his leaky bunghole, no self-respecting Libtard would even stick jewrish pissant's dick into Rocky-the-Flying-Teatard's sister (but we would insist jp do the dog), let the mutha-fricker starve (no welfare-like "free" pizzas), there is no phone in ChoomMarsh's mother's basement so his "workplace" can't be called, there has to be sheets on the urine stained matress in order for it to be short-sheeted. Meh, the other two are probably doable. Do they have shoes out in the swamp?