couple funnies

What is the difference between “ooooooh”and “aaaaaaah”?

About three inches.

What do you call a guy with a small dick?

Just-in!

What’s the difference between a tyre and 365 used condoms?

One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year!

Did you hear about the guy who died because he was erect for too long?

They couldn’t close his casket.

What do you call 2 guys fighting over a slut?

Tug-of-whore.


What’s the difference between kinky and perverted?

Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.


What’s the difference between hungry and horny?

Where you stick the cucumber.

... Some o' those are grand there, mate... ...

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What do you call a guy with a small dick?

Just-in!
Originally Posted by ben dover

I told this joke to my friend Justin. He didn’t find it funny?

What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball!

We need some good ones

Hope this one is better....

i Had go with my Girlfriend For dinner Date