An SO or a dog?

Why some men have dogs and not wives: In no particular order.

· The later you come in, the happier your dog is to see you.
· Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
· Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
· A dog's parents never visit.
· Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to make your point.
· You never have to wait for a dog; they are always ready to go 24 hours a day.
· Dogs find you amusing when you are drunk.
· A dog will never wake you up in the middle of the night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"
· If a dog has babies, you can give them away to other people.
· If your dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad, they just find it interesting.
· Dogs like to ride in the back of a pick up truck.
· If a dog leaves, it won't take half your stuff. Originally Posted by ICU 812

I hear they taste like chicken Originally Posted by dearhunter

I hear they taste like chicken Originally Posted by dearhunter

If you throw your dog and so in the trunk and drive done a bumpy road. Guess who would be happy to see you when you let them out...ijs... Originally Posted by kinkyorca

You can't have sex with @ _____ (imagine a cactus) IJS. ,,,,
losing focus man.
If a dog is all you need,,,good for you. hmmmm,,, Originally Posted by Lorde