You're only as old as your Peni...eerr....no...
uh....
You're only as young as your back hair....no...not that either...
um...
Age is all in the finger nai...nope...
Oh screw it...you're only as old as you act...or feel like acting
I don't recommend raquetball on a just healed torn calf muscle tho...that's a good way to feel about 90....