Top Ten Bullshit Excuses You Give To Your S/O or a respected Civie to throw them off your strip club loving scent.

Some can be applied toward the hobby: Feel free to add on.


10. It's too expensive

9. Those women are out to just use guys and take their money.

8. The majority of those women are from human trafficking and sex slavery. I cannot support that.

7. Those girls are old enough to be my daughter/niece.

6. non hygienically enforced environment.

5. Place is for rappers, thugs, and lowlifes, I'm not trying to get robbed.

4. I was just never into strip clubs.

3. I'd rather face the challenge of picking up a female by my own merit and not having to pay for a lap dance and attention.

2. All the chicks in there are on some type of illegal drugs and probably have bullet wounds on their body.

1. Fake financial pride: "Sorry but I value every dollar I earn, can't see my hard earned money go into a woman's g-string."

Why would I want to pay to see that when I have your fine ass with me every day.

Lap dance...baby you know I don't like that twerking crap.

The guys from work dragged me there at lunch. ..I hate those guys.

Shit you caught me and damn I love them strippers.

I have too much respect for women to see them objectified like that.


(In reality, I know that the majority of them (not all) choose to do this, and it's quite empowering for some women to hold men in the palms of their hands (so to speak). They've taken control of their lives, bodies, and sexuality instead of allowing others to do it for them.)

Even the thought of going into to one of those low life degenerate places disgusts me baby, any man who would even think of venturing into one of those hell hole establishments needs to re-evaluate his priorities and get right with God.....heh

Titty Bar?

I never been to one.

And I'm not going back.

Baby, I would never go to one of those places............I can just go by an agency and get laid for half of what I'd spend at Treasures.

Quoting Eddie Murphy.....Yeah I fucked her!!!! We Fucked!!!!!....I make love to you baby....

...the majority of them (not all) choose to do this, and it's quite empowering for some women to hold men in the palms of their hands (so to speak). Originally Posted by Sir Matthias

BINGO!!!

You've hit the nail on the proverbial head. Now I see another type of head that needs my attention.

Kisses,
VP

Sweety, you said we should support unwed mothers....

I brought her with me. Any woman I'm going to settle down with is going to have to deal with the pervert in me. I feel sorry for you guys making up excuses.

I brought her with me. Any woman I'm going to settle down with is going to have to deal with the pervert in me. I feel sorry for you guys making up excuses. Originally Posted by enderwiggin

Hey know one's throwing flames here..

It's all fun and games and bullshit, like in the title.

I do not make statements that would lead one to think that I have a working knowledge of strip clubs , exactly what goes on there or how much it costs.

I do not go to strip clubs at times that require me to have an alibi or otherwise explain away my time.

I do not make statements that would lead one to think that I have a working knowledge of strip clubs , exactly what goes on there or how much it costs.

I do not go to strip clubs at times that require me to have an alibi or otherwise explain away my time. Originally Posted by ICU 812

+1

I just tell my chick I'm going to the titty bar. No excuses needed.