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Bomb squad called to ER after a patient turned up with a WWII artillery shell lodged in his rectum, police say

Bomb squad called to ER after a patient turned up with a WWII artillery shell lodged in his rectum, police say Originally Posted by Paulie Rockstar

Guess Richard Gere is getting jaded.

The Sun was first to report that the unnamed patient told doctors at Gloucestershire Royal Hospital that he "slipped and fell" on the two-inch-wide artillery shell.

uh huh, fell ya right

The British newspaper Metro reported that procedures to remove objects from patients' rectums cost the National Health Service (NHS) around £340,000 ($450,000) a year.

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no pic's of artillery shells

I had an uncle that was a doctor and he once was telling us at a family reunion how people would come to the hospital in very peculiar ways. One guy had a hamster up his rectum. But the funniest was a guy had the handle to a plunger up his rectum. My uncle said he asked the guy how it happened Ave the guy bluntedly stated: " I was trying to convince my wife to do anal, so I secured the plunger to the floor, stepped up the ledge of the bathtub above it and when I did, I slipped unto the plunger"

I had an uncle that was a doctor and he once was telling us at a family reunion how people would come to the hospital in very peculiar ways. One guy had a hamster up his rectum. But the funniest was a guy had the handle to a plunger up his rectum. My uncle said he asked the guy how it happened Ave the guy bluntedly stated: " I was trying to convince my wife to do anal, so I secured the plunger to the floor, stepped up the ledge of the bathtub above it and when I did, I slipped unto the plunger" Originally Posted by Presj22

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r ops that's covered under another guideline and plungers

I had an uncle that was a doctor and he once was telling us at a family reunion how people would come to the hospital in very peculiar ways. One guy had a hamster up his rectum. But the funniest was a guy had the handle to a plunger up his rectum. My uncle said he asked the guy how it happened Ave the guy bluntedly stated: " I was trying to convince my wife to do anal, so I secured the plunger to the floor, stepped up the ledge of the bathtub above it and when I did, I slipped unto the plunger" Originally Posted by Presj22

this is hysterical

I had an uncle that was a doctor and he once was telling us at a family reunion how people would come to the hospital in very peculiar ways. One guy had a hamster up his rectum. But the funniest was a guy had the handle to a plunger up his rectum. My uncle said he asked the guy how it happened Ave the guy bluntedly stated: " I was trying to convince my wife to do anal, so I secured the plunger to the floor, stepped up the ledge of the bathtub above it and when I did, I slipped unto the plunger" Originally Posted by Presj22

My NYPD brother said they got this kind of call so often that they'd say, "Dude's dunkin' the Mickey".

More appropriate for the sandbox