You are a hobbyist if:

Hello ladies and gents,
I am starting a new thread that mixes two of my favorite things...humor and hobbying.

I am asking for your help to complete the following sentence for me

"You are a hobbyist if: "

Use your imagination, wit, and experiences to complete it.

Here is what I have got so far:
You are a hobbyist if: you start thinking in acronyms when someone asks you what's your hobby.
You are an hobbyist if: you answer "doing" when someone asks you what do you like to do in your free time
You are a hobbyist if: you know that what comes after 69 is NOT 70 (it's you!)
You are a hobbyist if: you are surprised to see actual foods listed on a menu
You are a hobbyist if: you generally dine at your lunch breaks

Thanks in advance
the_looper

You are a hobbyist if: u see a sign for ATM and automatically think ass to mouth!!

Idk y but I always think that!! lmao

You know your a provider if: your getting checked out/looked at and your first thought is maybe they saw me on the Internet!!

Ik u said hobbyist but that's a big one for me, and Im no good at following rules!! Lol

You go out of town and check backpage to see what is good in the area.

You go out of town and stay at a hotel and wonder if there is a hooker staying at the same place.

You see a hot girl at a hotel and wonder if she is a hooker.

Your drop phone has hookers listed by state and town.

If you pay to have sex.

If you wish every hot woman you come across is an escort.

Thanks for wonderful comments!

You know your a provider if: your getting checked out/looked at and your first thought is maybe they saw me on the Internet!!

Ik u said hobbyist but that's a big one for me, and Im no good at following rules!! Lol Originally Posted by KaylaRyder

Hey...that's a cool one!
Wasn't thinking about it from the opposite perspective

It's a keeper!

I am well past following rules as well...

You giggle when the Sabre's are playing the Columbus Blue Jackets....

You look at the license plate ahead of you and figure out if that is an acronym for something

You schedule vacation and business conferences based on where the best providers are located.

On the family vacation, you volunteer to go get the pizza yourself so you can do a QS w a lady reviewed on the local eccie site. Look, I only did that once.

You schedule vacation and business conferences based on where the best providers are located.

On the family vacation, you volunteer to go get the pizza yourself so you can do a QS w a lady reviewed on the local eccie site. Look, I only did that once. Originally Posted by Cnymoose

lol....the conference part is so damn true!!
I have done it so many times

It occasionally gets the providers confused...
"why is this guy asking for an appointments like 2 months in advance??"
well I am booking all my tickets right now might as well complete all three (flights+hotel+hobby) at the same time

You know your a provider if: your getting checked out/looked at and your first thought is maybe they saw me on the Internet!!

Ik u said hobbyist but that's a big one for me, and Im no good at following rules!! Lol Originally Posted by KaylaRyder

Omg yassss

You know your a provider if: your getting checked out/looked at and your first thought is maybe they saw me on the Internet!!

Ik u said hobbyist but that's a big one for me, and Im no good at following rules!! Lol Originally Posted by KaylaRyder

Omg yassss Originally Posted by Amber Does

Me three! Especially when I'm anywhere in a hotel and they make steady eye contact with me. I always wonder that. It's kind of hot though, the whole hunter and prey thing.

You know you're a provider when you go on vacation and instinctively brought your own towel, wash cloth, and lysol while packing.

You know your a provider if: your getting checked out/looked at and your first thought is maybe they saw me on the Internet!!

Ik u said hobbyist but that's a big one for me, and Im no good at following rules!! Lol Originally Posted by KaylaRyder

Here is the hobbyist version of the comment:

You are a hobbyist if: your pickup line is "you look familiar, did I review you on ECCIE?"