Adventures of Dallas

Urban legend only....

Preacher came walking up to Dallas one day and says, "So nice to see you. I've been praying for you for the past two days!"
Touching his arm she replies, "Why thank you honey but all you needed to do was call me on the phone and I would have been there in five minutes."

LOL awesome baby....Thanks!!

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All of a sudden the Devil started laughing and said "thats my girl"!!!

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Maybe the preacher was afraid to go to Dallas cause he's seen her toy boxes.

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Think you're right UC lol

The devil smurked saying finally a play mate for me...

Dallas giggled and said, no you're my playtoy.

As she warmed the oil...sterized her toys and got ready for hellacious adventures in Hell!

If you ask Dallas what time it is, she always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", she nicely responds and roundhouse fucks you in the face.

The devil smurked saying finally a play mate for me... Originally Posted by yourdesire

The devil should be asking, "Where are the Wheaties".

And the cheering squad gathered:

Glowing & quacking up as the devil shreeked

waiting for YourDesire to step into her bubblebath so she could do devilish deeds with her! and maybe a gentleman caller would appear to help soap her up!

Best one

Dallas giggled and said, no you're my playtoy. Originally Posted by Unique_Carpenter

Best one Originally Posted by HoustonRiley