So I've noticed this bambino is slamming me on an almost daily basis. Since he can't stfu about me let's talk. Let's provide a little context.
Turns out the reason he's so bitter is that I yelled at him like 4 years ago because he was late two times in a row. Ya, he has some long story about how he didn't stay the whole hour. I honestly don't remember because it was, like I mentioned, 4 years ago. Still we don't do late here. You all complain about how late providers waste your time making you sit in your cars etc. Not here. Ya, things happen and good clients can be late from time to time. But the expectation here is that you're on time.
So a few points.
Ya, I'm the soup nazi. Not a secret. Yinz can either come correct or you don't get any of our award winning soup. All bambino had to do was say "ok" and then start showing up on time. But no, he cried like a sick infant because I chided him for being a tardy monkey and then he never came back. Ok. Fair enough. But it's been 4 freaking years bro. Four. Freaking. Years. We didn't beat and rob the widdle baby. I bitched at him for being late. Maybe I could've been nicer. Maybe I should've been nicer. But um, it's been four years. Might be time to get over it.