Shineology! Dealing with rejection in that civ world!

Shine gets rejected gasp, sometimes. This how shine deals with rejection and it may wok fo ya too. Hey boo boo, I understand shine might not be yo cup of tea, but shine is just trying to borrow your punany for plus or minus 10 minutes, that's all. I don't want to oen her I just want to occupy her for a moment in time then you can go about your business. Boo boo, it's yo Civic duty to allow a man, me Shine,ta skeet, if ya don't you are going against da laws of da universe. Up to you boo boo. I got mo but shine ain't foooking giving up the whole poontang game. You got a 30 or so percento Chance. The other 70 or so chance depends on ya getting da shine slapped out of ya or she call the cray hospital. If dat don't happen you will be nestled in that punany. You're welcome. Toodles...

Is this what you learned in hotel management school?

^^^ Sounds too me that shine is offering his own class.......Shineology 101

The one thing Shiny knows about is rejection.

That would be true sir. Doesn't matter which mandle he's using

Please enlighten me tbone steak an fries on what's a foooking mandle!