After listening to all of the radio ads touting a solution to impotence, I bit and called for an appointment to the clinic in Lees Summit. Their ad implied they would include a free gift that would guarantee immediate results in the bedroom. Granted, that also implied a partner, but what the hell.
I showed up at the appropriate time and was led to the room for the ultrasound which showed my blood flow was only slightly impaired, but the male nurse who performed the exam would pass the results to the next guy for evaluation.
The next guy was the salesman who explained the process and then hit me with the stunner. It isn't covered by insurance and costs $5,600.00.
Ouch!
I said that was outrageous and there was no way I would agree to such a thing. He came back with, "if you agree now, I can let you have the full treatment for only $2,700.00".
He must've been a used car salesman in his prior career.
I asked about the "free gift" that would provide immediate results in the bedroom. He said, "What free gift? I don't know what you mean by that." I told him of the radio ad and he said he had no knowledge of such a thing.
I wondered if I hadn't flatly stated there was no way I would agree to such a deal, maybe he would have known more about the "free gift" once the $2700.00 was in his pocket, but needless to say I'll never know.
I wonder, too, if the other ads on the radio and late night television are all a chain of scammers. Maybe it's time to buy into the franchise?