Resolutions

Does anyone plan on making any New Years resolutions?
I've decided to make a few.
I want to be more honest.
I plan to lose weight and exercise more.
I'm going to cut back on my beer intake.
I think I will become a better husband to my loving bride and be more faithful.
Some of these things will be hard to do, but I'm sure with my iron will I can accomplish these things.

Kudos to you Mr. Smith, I myself am also paying more attention to my body and what it is saying to me.

Lose weight.
Healthier eating.
Exercise more.
Be a better friend to those that are good to me.
More random acts of kindness.
Join Eccie, oh wait I have already done that.

By the way, Mr. Smith, I have heard some wonderful things about you and am looking forward in making your acquaintance.

Hmmmmmm. Iron will?????? Really????? All I can say is I wish you luck Smitty. Those are bold resolutions. Maybe a wager is in order to see if you can meet any of your resolutions. Just kidding. Good luck Smitty

Hmmmmmm. Iron will?????? Really????? All I can say is I wish you luck Smitty. Those are bold resolutions. Maybe a wager is in order to see if you can meet any of your resolutions. Just kidding. Good luck Smitty Originally Posted by Elgato69

I just wanted to see if anyone would believe it.

Well I may be more likely to believe it if you changed your signature line.

As for my resolution: No more Mr nice guy

Well i saw him yesterday so he has only a few hours left to "Change" quite a bit, lol. My New Years resolution in not to make any resolutions. Nobody does them anyway.

I solemnly swear....

From the depths of my lecherous soul.....

Upon my own gravesite....

Signed in my own blood....

Sealed by a stamp licked by the tongue of an 18 year old asian virgin....

Delivered by the hand of the Grim Reaper....

Hearlded from the top of Mt. Everest....

I will prove that Super Sasha is MINE!

Curse you Mr. Smith I will TRIUMPH!!


Well either that or a doubles with:

Shayla:




And Michaela:





On a trip to vegas I'm planning.


I'm ok with either!


COME ON 2012!!!!!

Sympy.

Does anyone plan on making any New Years resolutions?
I've decided to make a few.
I want to be more honest.
I plan to lose weight and exercise more.
I'm going to cut back on my beer intake.
I think I will become a better husband to my loving bride and be more faithful.
Some of these things will be hard to do, but I'm sure with my iron will I can accomplish these things. Originally Posted by Mr. Smith111

***cough***BULLSHIT***cough***

I solemnly swear....

From the depths of my lecherous soul.....

Upon my own gravesite....

Signed in my own blood....

Sealed by a stamp licked by the tongue of an 18 year old asian virgin....

Delivered by the hand of the Grim Reaper....

Hearlded from the top of Mt. Everest....

I will prove that Super Sasha is MINE!

Curse you Mr. Smith I will TRIUMPH!!


Well either that or a doubles with:

Shayla:




And Michaela:





On a trip to vegas I'm planning.


I'm ok with either!


COME ON 2012!!!!!

Sympy. Originally Posted by sympleman

Sympy, first of all, I thought it was clear that I was SS favorite in 2011 and it will carry into the new year, even though I haven't heard from her in quite a while. (she's very busy and has phone issues)
My next comment is more of an accusation. I believe that you are the alter ego of SofaKingFun. I think that the two of you are actually one person fighting for control of the same body. No matter which personality wins out we have a lot to deal with when you guys start posting.

OK I will make some realistic resolutions.

1) I will maintain my beer intake

2) I will mnaintain or increase my Viagra intake.

3) I will not go more than 14 days at any time this year without getting laid. This one might take some tweaking because of my work but if so I will be honest about it.

Well Captian that sounds like a resolution that can/will actually be fulfilled....As for me I resolve to remain the great person that I am and keep striving to become even better...and to do more for people that are in need...and keep on meeting new friends...

My next comment is more of an accusation. I believe that you are the alter ego of SofaKingFun. I think that the two of you are actually one person fighting for control of the same body. No matter which personality wins out we have a lot to deal with when you guys start posting. Originally Posted by Mr. Smith111

Mr. Smith. We've known each other many years, but this is the first time you came to me with an accusation. I can't remember the last time that you invited me to your house for a cup of coffee, even though my silly hOOkrr-wife is godmother to your only child.



But let's be frank here: you never wanted my friendship. And uh, you were afraid to be in my debt. You found paradise in America, had a good trade, made a good living. The police protected you; and there were courts of law. And you didn't need a friend of me. But uh, now you come to me and you say -- "Don SofaKingFun, you and Sympy Vito from Corleone are one in the same" -- But you don't say it with respect. You don't offer friendship. You don't even think to call me Godfather. Instead, you come into my house on the day you got upsold, and you uh accuse me and sympy of being the same people.




What have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully? Had you come to me in friendship, then this sb that upsold you would be suffering this very day. And that by chance if an honest man such as yourself should make enemies, then they would become my and sympy's enemies. And then they would fear you...


(extends hand and turns his head...waits)


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Mr. Smith. We've known each other many years, but this is the first time you came to me with an accusation. I can't remember the last time that you invited me to your house for a cup of coffee, even though my silly hOOkrr-wife is godmother to your only child.



But let's be frank here: you never wanted my friendship. And uh, you were afraid to be in my debt. You found paradise in America, had a good trade, made a good living. The police protected you; and there were courts of law. And you didn't need a friend of me. But uh, now you come to me and you say -- "Don SofaKingFun, you and Sympy Vito from Corleone are one in the same" -- But you don't say it with respect. You don't offer friendship. You don't even think to call me Godfather. Instead, you come into my house on the day you got upsold, and you uh accuse me and sympy of being the same people.




What have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully? Had you come to me in friendship, then this sb that upsold you would be suffering this very day. And that by chance if an honest man such as yourself should make enemies, then they would become my and sympy's enemies. And then they would fear you...


(extends hand and turns his head...waits)


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Originally Posted by SofaKingFun

Was there a New years resolution in all of that Don SKF? Where did Sympy go, which one of you is in charge today?

New Year's resolutions are made to be ignored.

Was there a New years resolution in all of that Don SKF? Where did Sympy go, which one of you is in charge today? Originally Posted by Mr. Smith111

--As far as my resolutions are concerned...

1. With everything that's happened this past year, one thing became abundantly clear; we never know what each new day is going to bring. We often take this thing called life for granted. That said, my #1 New Years resolution is to simply,
Carpe The Fuck Out Of The Diem.

Other than that, the only thing that I can thinck of that I do in excess is awesomeness. So I resolve to be less awesome. (Bwahahahahahahahaa!)




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