Melania Trump is so useless they got her reading the Lord's Prayer

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I feel bad for this poor lady. She knows nothing and can barely speak English. Someone said fuck it...lets have her read this prayer. This shit is downright sad. See folks the difference in education vs. Not. Michelle Obama was a brilliant. There is no comparison. This is sad.

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I feel bad for this poor lady. She knows nothing and can barely speak English. Someone said fuck it...lets have her read this prayer. This shit is downright sad. See folks the difference in education vs. Not. Michelle Obama was a brilliant. There is no comparison. This is sad.

Originally Posted by Sistine Chapel
She can speak English better than you and 4 other languages as well you Anti-Semitic asshole licking cocksucker.
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That poor lady...i truly feel sorrow for poor melania.
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You could tell she was reading a prayer she'd never heard in her life
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ShitStain is the product of a butt fucking genius.
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That poor lady...i truly feel sorrow for poor melania. Originally Posted by Sistine Chapel
She feels no sorrow for you. You're a bottom dweller, stupid, and have no hope. Melania has had a wonderful, successful life full of joy and happiness. But hey, you're happy with a cock in your mouth, or ass.


I feel bad for this poor lady. She knows nothing and can barely speak English. Someone said fuck it...lets have her read this prayer. This shit is downright sad. See folks the difference in education vs. Not. Michelle Obama was a brilliant. There is no comparison. This is sad.

Originally Posted by Sistine Chapel
“Michelle Obama, First Lady of the United States, was born Michael LaVaughn Robinson in Chicago, Illinois on January 17th, 1964. He was the second son born to Fraser Robinson III, a well known cocaine dealer and union thug for Crime Lord/Mayor Richard J. Daley, and Marian Shields Robinson, a transient street prostitute who was diagnosed with the HIV virus in 1998. He was a popular high school athlete and in 1982, he accepted a scholarship to play middle linebacker for the Oregon State Beavers.
After finishing a respectable rookie season with 88 tackles and 7.5 sacks, he suddenly dropped out of the school. Fellow teammates observed that Robinson could regularly be heard lamenting over how he is a “woman trapped inside a man’s body”, and on January 13th, 1983, he underwent sex reassignment surgery at Johns Hopkins University School of Medicine. To hide the shame of his new identity, Michael left Oregon State to attend Princeton University under his new legal name, “Michelle Robinson”. Years later, he met Barry Obama Jr. a Kenyan immigrant who later became aware of “Michelle’s” true identity. They subsequently married and adopted two children.”

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  • R.M.
  • 02-20-2017, 02:39 PM
You could tell she was reading a prayer she'd never heard in her life Originally Posted by Sistine Chapel
You really need to get off the internet and start some kind of therapy....
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Did you see her reading the prayer RM that shit was sad as fuck lol
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I'm sure every word of The Lord's Prayer burned your ears, charlatan. Non-believers despise it when light is shined brightly into the dark crevices where they dwell (that would be your heart, Buckwheat....pay attention, k?)

I, for one, applaud The First Lady and the manner in which Saturday's rally was kicked off. Only fools and people with hate-filled hearts have an issue with her.
  • DSK
  • 02-20-2017, 03:49 PM


I feel bad for this poor lady. She knows nothing and can barely speak English. Someone said fuck it...lets have her read this prayer. This shit is downright sad. See folks the difference in education vs. Not. Michelle Obama was a brilliant. There is no comparison. This is sad.

Originally Posted by Sistine Chapel
Michelle is so brilliant she got a bank to pay her $350 grand a year because her husband was a Senator.

She got into Law School because she was black. Her LSAT score was a fucking joke.
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She got into Law School because she was black. Her LSAT score was a fucking joke. Originally Posted by DSK
Obaminable doesn't have one! Or transcripts!