A Southern girl went to a drugstore to buy tampons for the first time. Intimidated by all the shelves full of feminine products, she timidly asked the pharmacist. "I don't know which one to buy," she said. The pharmacist answered, "Tell me, what's your flow like?" The puzzled girl responded, "Linoleum. Why?"
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