It is hard to tell a joke today without a dirty word or two in it,
but, here is one:
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods
a small tree begins to grow between them,
and the beech says to the birch,
'Is
that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'
The birch says he cannot tell,
but, just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
The birch says, '
Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell
if that is son of a beech or a son of a birch?'
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, 'It
is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch.
It is, however, the best
piece of ash,
I have ever poked my pecker into.'
Now wipe that smile off your face. And pass it on!
but, here is one:
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods
a small tree begins to grow between them,
and the beech says to the birch,
'Is
that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'
The birch says he cannot tell,
but, just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
The birch says, '
Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell
if that is son of a beech or a son of a birch?'
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, 'It
is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch.
It is, however, the best
piece of ash,
I have ever poked my pecker into.'
Now wipe that smile off your face. And pass it on!