I'm sorry everybody, I am in a pissy, bitchy mood and I have decided to take advantage of ECCIE as my outlet du jour.
Despite what some may think that might read this I am not a porn addict or aficionado. It's really not that big of a coincidence that there was porn on the TV during their visits.
Pornagaphy like everthing esle is subject to trends. They're just trying to give people what they want and by no means do I think it was better "back in the day"
BUT, now if you will keep reading will know what's pissing me off.
Women sucking on strap ons and the women wearing acting as if she's enjoying it, Give me a break. Condoms desensitise (no argument regarding their necessity) I don't know from personal experience but I don't think prosthetics provide much sensation at all. Now if you want to pull it straight out of her ass and stick it in her mouth I think a little sadistic glare at the camera is very appropriate.
I am not xenophobic and immigration maybe the only thing I ever agreed with the "W" on, but foreigners have taken over porn. Eastern Europe porn sucks, Russia sucks, south American is the absolute worst, The Japanese are some kinky little fuckers. Maybe they don't irritate me as much because they've been around so long. And what's even more amazing is that a good 75% percent of the time, I watch porn with the sound off. I love foreign films, I'm not an ultranationalist. I just think pron should be in good old American English and if it's professional porn it should be shot in southern California with those rubber stamped blonde blue eyed corn fed cheerleaders, that turn 18 and don't have a clue about what to do next. And if it's Amateur it has to be from Oklahoma, or somewhere in the deep south.
Spitting, What is sexy about spitting? A lubricating spit is just a necessity at times, but what is sexy about anyone spitting in anyone else's face? Cum swapping is completely different. As a matter of fact it's on the bucket list, but only as the supplier of cum. I'm not a soft hearted porn watcher. A little light bondage is cool,, even much cooler in real life, spankings, you know they deserve them. Canes are a little tough for me, but spitting then slapping a woman in the face does not make me hard.
Thanks, I feel better. I'm sure I will think of more that pisses me off later.