Seriously? You used my razor to shave your balls? Ahhhh Maaaan.

Okay, so I have a very dear client that came to see me today. I was at the bank when he called and tried getting back to my in call as quickly as possible. I tried to beat him there...Well, try as I did, he pulled in as I was pulling in. No worries.. he wants to shower before our appointment so I have time to freshen up as well.
I had forgotten though....after my last appointment that I had brought my personal toiletries into the shower (that he was now using) and I had not removed those items Before he got in there. Again, no worries... I freshen up in the other bathroom... ALL GOOD.
After, I join him in my room and we begin..

Things are going great and then he says, "Oh, I used your razor and shaved my balls for you".

Wait..... What???

All I keep thinking is... "Seriously? Your Balls? Really? Damn, that was a new razor". Needless to say, it now has a label with his name on it. Brad Pitt... you know who you are.

Any thoughts? Comments?

~KellyTNT

I certainly hoped that he didn't use your toothbrush either. I'm sure he had good intentions but some personal items are just that - personal.

Yes, passing judgment.

Bahahahaha lmfao!

Cross razor usage leads to divorce in most countries but in this case what can you do since you aren't married. I'd grow some tough stubble down there and make him go down on you for an hour as payback.

I'm so sorry , but the only other option was to braid it....and maybe add some beads like Bo Derek in the movie TEN........

What is funny about this is.................


You ladies will use ours in a heartbeat, with no second thought, then wonder why we are pissed in the morning.

1 hour dates... ohh well.....

Hey at least you got shaved balls out of this

Was it a touch up shave or a two week growth shave lol

Yes next time you shave you very dear client balls.
Now that is real GFE.

Gotta ask yourself which is worse: pickin' pubic hair outta your razor or your teeth...?

Guessing he was lucky it was a semi new blade otherwise ouch.

I'll be sure to use your deodorant and leave an armpit hair in it when I put the lid back on.

or

If I see a toothbrush, put a hair on it and let you guess what of my body it originated from.

or

Eat a bunch of asparagus and coffee then pee in your toilet and not flush, close the lid, then let your olfactory senses go mad when you lift the lid.

how in hell do you shave your balls with a razor???? OUCH!!!!!

I'll be sure to use your deodorant and leave an armpit hair in it when I put the lid back on.

or

If I see a toothbrush, put a hair on it and let you guess what of my body it originated from.

or

Eat a bunch of asparagus and coffee then pee in your toilet and not flush, close the lid, then let your olfactory senses go mad when you lift the lid. Originally Posted by Von Spieler

What? I am gonna have to RTM this and possibly request a ban! Lmao!

I ALWAYS used my ex's razor! I am sure he loved it!

how in hell do you shave your balls with a razor???? OUCH!!!!! Originally Posted by midgetwrestler

I like to let other people do that for me.