Well Al you certainly have livened up this forum. I am sure the ladies fuck you harder and longer because of your posts.
Originally Posted by wildwing
That is true. Even now, as I sit typing, a provider is tonguing my balls while I have a finger in her ass. I told a couple of other ones they would just have to wait. I can only cum so many times. You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, right. I wish. I have to jerk off so much that my go-to fantasy women in my head are telling me to jerk off instead because they're tired.
A little off subject I guess, but fuck it. The shit fest continues:
This happened a couple of days ago, no bullshit. I was in a deep sleep dreaming. I was with a girl in the dream at a party inside and then we were hanging out outside in another town(?), and then we went into a bedroom and we were about to fuck when......."Ringtone" loud as shit.
Me: "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?!?!?!"
Her: "Hi, I'm Cock-Blocker from credit card services. How would you like a better interest rate?"
Me: "HOW WOULD YOU LIKE MY DICK IN YOUR MOUTH?!?!" Click.
Fucking asshole. Of course, I go back to bed and ...nothing. She probably was fucking some other guy now. Sigh.
