Just wanna get it done fast. Getting a brush burn. Who's your go-to jerking off fantasy?

Needless to say jerking off is a daily thing. But now it's like a job. It's gotta get done, so let's get to it. Can't put porn on the big screen with the old lady and kids there. So it's imagination time for me! I just want to cum so I can have some sanity for a little while. Anyway, my go-to is my buddy from my teen years and childhood's Mom. She was OK looking, had a skinny waist, small tits, and a NICE ass. I guess it was that whole "covet what you see everyday" thing for me.

Well, when I just need to drain my balls and get on with life, she still does it for me. (20 years ago version of her I mean. She's mid-60's and hasn't aged all that well. I'd still fuck her though. Beggars can't be choosers.)



Man, I saw one of her tits once when I was swimming in their pool and hit her top down a bit. Well, not a full tit, a nipple. She just kept on talking to me with her nipple out and leaving it hang there. I was in 6th Grade so she instantly became a GODDESS to me. Another time my buddy showed me a naked Polaroid picture that he found in his parent's bedroom of a woman. No face was on the picture. I thanked the Lord for seeing that picture and for my buddy being the most clueless idiot on the planet to not realize we were drooling over a picture of his Mom. Good times.

Man, this thread is like cutting loose a fart and then it just hangs there.



Oh well, I was bored.

Wow they are so many that comes to mind. When i was a teen i would set in the living room and beat off to Cheryl Tiegs and watch to see if anyone came up..lol..good times. I worked at a Radio Station in the 80's when i was a teen at 4 am whack off to Reba Mcintire..lol..luckily i never got caught or maybe they had a hidden camera somewhere..lol

Oh yeah, Cheryl Tiegs was smokin'. I had a Christie Brinkley poster over my bed and, in the mid-80's, I had a Ginger Lynn poster on the back of my bedroom door. I told Mom she was just some work out chick. LOL!

Here's the posters:

Christie:



Ginger:

Ouch, brush burn... Why no lube?

Ah yes 6th grade. I had an attractive young teacher for one of my classes and did I ever fantasize about her. Most of the girls in the class were flat, but she was sculpted like a fine piece of art. I loved when she would walk around and check the progress of our work bc she'd bend over and look. I always tried to look down her shirt or dress top when she did, and she caught on.
One day I drew a naked picture of her in class and she caught it. She requested to have me put out of her class for it, but it failed. After a suspension and time with the guidance counselor I was back in her class.
I found her on Facebook and sent her a message asking if she remembered me. I got a reply from her with exclamation points telling me that she loves when former students from many years ago remember her and contact her. She didn't remember me at first and asked for details to help her remember. I told her about the picture situation and apologized to her saying that I grew up and realized that I may of scarred her for life with that and hoped that she could forgive me. She was wise to it and replied, "oh I bet, but thanks anyway. I hope you're doing well". She lives out of state now, but if she didn't I'd of tried to get in there.

These days I don't jerk it that often. I enjoy more energy, drive, and stamina from it. If it gets to the point where I can't control it then I'll fantasize about someone sexy that I've encountered.

WoW...taking me back some years. Let's see, back when I was a teenager it was Olivia Newton-John.

Young Adult it was Roma Downy.

30's it was Elizabeth Hurley

40's it's Giada DeLaurentis or a few of the providers I've seen.

Ouch, brush burn... Why no lube? Originally Posted by Lena Duvall

Just joking about the brush burn. I've got the lotion dispenser handy, believe me.