There is a whole series of these at http://judgmentalmaps.com/ Their Houston is pretty funny, as is the Salt Lake City(heh Kolob) but they're clearly polishing their work as they go along, some of the older ones are very difficult to read.
I'm halfway between Lost Colitis and Northwest Ho-Hum. There's a Tilted Kilt across the street from me, but any real nightlife involves driving into Dallas.