Josef Mohommad Fuks-El Worhtal says

You may be a Muslim if...

1. If you grow and refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor,
 You may be a Muslim.

2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes,
You may be a Muslim.

3. If you have more wives than teeth, You may be a Muslim.

4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon to be unclean,
You may be a Muslim.

5. If you think vests come in two styles: Bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim.

6. If you can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared jihad against,
You may be a Muslim.

7. If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing,
You may be a Muslim.

8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs,
You may be a Muslim.

9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four,
You may be a Muslim.

10. If you hate bacon, bikinis, barbecue, beer, and Christians, but claim you want to move to the USA anyway, you may be a Muslim.

11. If you considered goats to be food and recreation, you may be a Muslim.

12. If you can say religion of peace with a straight face while wearing a suicide vest, you may be a Muslim.

Are you playing the race card again?

LOL funny

Are you playing the race card again? Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

Islam is a Religion, not a ethnic or racial classification.

Islam is a Religion, not a ethnic or racial classification. Originally Posted by Jackie S

You would think a person who claims to be Jewish would know something like that, since the same situation applies to Jewish people.

Unfortunately, he is more concerned with trashing people rather than having intelligent discourse.

You would think a person who claims to be Jewish would know something like that, since the same situation applies to Jewish people.

Unfortunately, he is more concerned with trashing people rather than having intelligent discourse. Originally Posted by DSK

You would think a poster who used to claim to be a Jewish Lawyer would know they would one day be exposed for being a Jewish Welsher.

Unfortunately, the modern day Jewish Welsher is more concerned with trashing people rather than having intelligent discourse.

Islam is a Religion, not a ethnic or racial classification. Originally Posted by Jackie S

Well that makes the OP more appropriate, doesn't it?

Unfortunately, he is more concerned with trashing people rather than having intelligent discourse. Originally Posted by DSK

The only "unfortunate" part is he doesn't realize it .... it's just natural!!!

Like his shadow BigTitsIdiot2016 .... One more day!

They're not "two peas in a pod" ..... they are "two turds in a bowl"!!!!

Well that makes the OP more appropriate, doesn't it? Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

People choose to follow the dictates and teachings of a war mongering, genocidal pedophile who compels them to kill all of those who choose not to believe in their particular religion. They deserve no special treatment for their stupidity.

I would say his post is dead on.

Are you playing the race card again? Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

You know, your buddies...

So YouRong is Jewish and Black?

So YouRong is Jewish and Black? Originally Posted by LexusLover

Naw, Schlong Licker just likes good ISIS porn...