The submarine shower

Just curious? Does anyone ever lock themself in the shower, use silicone to seal the edges, then fill it with water and pretend you are in sinking submarine? Me neither.

Apparently it goes well until someone announces tacos are ready for dinner.

On an unrelated note, does anyone in North Austin have a water capable, high capacity shop vac and a squeegee? Maybe a sham wow?

Just curious? Does anyone ever lock themself in the shower, use silicone to seal the edges, then fill it with water and pretend you are in sinking submarine? Me neither.

Apparently it goes well until someone announces tacos are ready for dinner.

On an unrelated note, does anyone in North Austin have a water capable, high capacity shop vac and a squeegee? Maybe a sham wow? Originally Posted by Irish Bob Parr

Did someone say Tacos??!?

I have a shop vac but if that doesn't work I've been told my mouth is like a Hoover lol

P.s. I think I have a crush on you! I Like your humor

I've been told my mouth is like a Hoover lol

P.s. I think I have a crush on you! I Like your humor Originally Posted by Kitty Bunny Fuck

My mouth is like a Dyson - never loses suction.

Lay off, bitch! He's mine! LOL

Just curious? Does anyone ever lock themself in the shower, use silicone to seal the edges, then fill it with water and pretend you are in sinking submarine? Me neither.

Apparently it goes well until someone announces tacos are ready for dinner.

On an unrelated note, does anyone in North Austin have a water capable, high capacity shop vac and a squeegee? Maybe a sham wow? Originally Posted by Irish Bob Parr

You mean.. in one of those nifty, glass walled showers where the water can easily get up to your neck and you can do somersaults in the shower water?

Nope. Never heard of it.

Apparently the ladies get it because I am not.

Didn't Houdini drown in something like that?

Are you a Stephen wright fan?

Are you a Stephen wright fan? Originally Posted by Jeffrey Spaulding

Lol.
I dropped spot remover on my dog.
And he disappeared.

Mr Spaulding, yes a big fan of him.

My mouth is like a Dyson - never loses suction.

Lay off, bitch! He's mine! LOL Originally Posted by Claire She Blows

He is yours ....till he gets a dose of the pussy trick.

Enjoy it while it last you sexy cunty cunt 😘😘 don't make me spank you!

Never mind... I forgot you like that frisky shit!

Didn't Houdini drown in something like that? Originally Posted by saustin

He did. However I gave him mouth to mouth Resuscitation, now I keep him in a wooded box under my bed. I have to keep him around since he is the one that gives me my pussy trick lessons. #houdiniisasexybeast

Lol.
I dropped spot remover on my dog.
And he disappeared. Originally Posted by knotty man

seriously that's funny!! I'm kinda easily amused tho.

Lol. Wish that was mine. But i was just commenting on the Steven Wright comedy.
Thats his joke.
The other day i saw a man with wooden legs and real feet
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?