Ever have a drought make you miss your ex

You guys ever have a serious pussy drought, then a global pandemic hits, and you're just like..wow I should have just stuck with my obnoxious ex. At least it was young, clean, and free?

FUCK! Just fucking end me.
offshoredrilling's Avatar
make her a offer for just sex.
offshoredrilling's Avatar
make her a offer for just sex. Originally Posted by offshoredrilling
start off with just for fun.
If asks for money, see if can get for 200 or less
once deed is done pm me some current pic's please. As I may want to ask ya to put in a good word for me on your next filling her up.
or
Report n share the now new mmmmm maybe hooker
No
Allnitemarc's Avatar
I'd rather connect with a Lyell Ave street walker before my ex.
Willie Wanker's Avatar
Hell no. When I'm done, I mean it.
My current Ex or my previous Ex?? The distinction is important...
make her a offer for just sex. Originally Posted by offshoredrilling

I wish.. she went back to her home country.

Sometimes they come with manufacturer defects and you gotta send em back for the ol' refurb.
Unique_Carpenter's Avatar
My current Ex or my previous Ex?? The distinction is important... Originally Posted by Ed Highlight
Come on ED, WW has it correct.
Hell no. When I'm done, I mean it. Originally Posted by Willie Wanker
Henson,
wtf a drought?
Just get a pro date.
This is why you should have a dancecard of at least a few, and that dancecard can include civies.
Come on ED, WW has it correct.

Henson,
wtf a drought?
Just get a pro date.
This is why you should have a dancecard of at least a few, and that dancecard can include civies. Originally Posted by Unique_Carpenter
I would if these ECCIE people wouldn't keep hiding all the precious gems!

everything sexy seems fake, everyone real either has less teeth than my grandpa or looks like they had a tanning bed and 5 packs of newports a day habit.

Where are all the attractive supple young sexy girls with most their teeth? stop hiding the precious!
...Where are all the attractive supple young sexy girls with most their teeth? stop hiding the precious! Originally Posted by hensonbedges
You're not in Kansas anymore, Toto!!
Unique_Carpenter's Avatar
Ed has a point.
Kansas & Missouri get a lot of traveling Texans