What Urban legend/Folktale or alleged Government Cover-up do you belive in?

Ok let's have a little serious humor- are there any of you who believe in certain legenfs. myths folklores or coverup no matter how bizarre they maybe- for example here are mine:
1)I truly believe Aliens landed in Roswell and the government covered it up
2) I believe some key govt officials were behind Kennedy's deat ditto to M.L.K and RFK.
3) I do believe in ghost
4) i do believe certain govt officials had knowledge of 9-11 just too many questions that haven't been unanswered
5) I thin k there are an elite group of people who actually pull a lot of strings and gets things done- whether you want to call them the illumanti- the builder bergers but I believe there are powers to be that the President and other politicans answers too- I am just curious to know other people's beliefs

I believe you watch to much of the Sy fi channel.
I believe Cheaper is an agent for the CIA
I believe Hally Berry wants me real bad.
I believe that Santa is really Osama Bin Ladin
I believe that there is a secret group that really runs the country, they share the same Island as Elvis, Jimmi, Kennedy and Janice Joplin.

I believe you watch to much of the Sy fi channel.
I believe Cheaper is an agent for the CIA
I believe Hally Berry wants me real bad.
I believe that Santa is really Osama Bin Ladin
I believe that there is a secret group that really runs the country, they share the same Island as Elvis, Jimmi, Kennedy and Janice Joplin. Originally Posted by dirty dog

I believe obama is a alien
I believe women are the group who runs the world thru some kind of head trick(wink wink)
I believe Bush is my uncle on my daddys sisters cousins grandmoms side of the familiy
I believe santa's a perv always jumping down your chimminy & wanting everyone to seat on his lap.
I think jfk works at macy
& I believe me & dirty hangout together At stripclubs thinking of what to post

I believe obama is a alien
I believe women are the group who runs the world thru some kind of head trick(wink wink)
I believe Bush is my uncle on my daddys sisters cousins grandmoms side of the familiy
I believe santa's a perv always jumping down your chimminy & wanting everyone to seat on his lap.
I think jfk works at macy
& I believe me & dirty hangout together At stripclubs thinking of what to post Originally Posted by Cheaper2buyit

I believe that Obama is controlled by someone else.
I believe that Carter knew something was going down in Iran before it happened.
I believe that the military (government) knows more about Gulf War syndrome than they let on.
I believe that the last election (2008) was rigged in New Hampshire.

I believe John is senator with a freaky side & a dem at that
I believe that sober people are really drunk but don't know it
I believe aids really can from monkeys & not a lab gone wrong
I believe in super hero's like ohmana
hell I believe in anything if you believe my bull shit that I type.

I believe that Obama is controlled by someone else.
I believe that Carter knew something was going down in Iran before it happened.
I believe that the military (government) knows more about Gulf War syndrome than they let on.
I believe that the last election (2008) was rigged in New Hampshire. Originally Posted by john_galt

I believe that ultra right wing conservatives sit at home alone and beat off to the new republic.
I believe that Dick Cheney is Darth Vader
I believe Regan sold weapons to Iran in exchange for the release of the hostages.
I believe that Ultra zealot political affiliations lead to acts of rectal cranial insertion.

I believe that ultra right wing conservatives sit at home alone and beat off to the new republic.
I believe that Dick Cheney is Darth Vader
I believe Regan sold weapons to Iran in exchange for the release of the hostages.
I believe that Ultra zealot political affiliations lead to acts of rectal cranial insertion. __________________by dirty

me too me too no for real i believe it

I believe that the Chiefs may get to .500 this year.
I believe that McDonald's french fries are more addictive than cigarettes.
I believe that ESPN is man's greatest contribution to society
I believe that man created God, not the other way around
I believe my rubber room is ready.

Well this thread is sure shot to hell.

I believe that the Chiefs may get to .500 this year. Originally Posted by fritz3552

I believe you've lost touch with reality.

I believe the decision to go to war in Iraq was decided by Cheney and his energy task force.

Well this thread is sure shot to hell. Originally Posted by john_galt

I agree... there is absolutely no way the Chiefs will get to .500, which means I may have some of my season ticket games available. LOL.

Wellendowed, this was a good idea, but think of your audience. But I'll bite.

Roswell was definitely a cover up.

Lee Harvey Oswald was a patsy.

There is a shadow government that runs the show, our "elected" leaders are just for show.

The Chiefs will win the Super Bowl this season.

Ok, that last one was ridiculous.

I believe that my dick with a ribbon on it is a great Christmas gift.

I believe your momma is so stupid she gave my brother a blow job to help him with his unemployment.

I believe that man is fucking my dog! HEY! Stop that!

I believe my boss hated my Christmas gift.