Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays

winn dixie's Avatar
Merry x-mas to everyone. Whether you get coal in your stockings or a whore in stockings have a good day
HedonistForever's Avatar
I got an unexpected Xmas gift this morning, a warm house and the ability to make a fresh pot of coffee for breakfast because the electricity went out about 2 am and the generator I had installed to get me through a hurricane that never came to Miami, kicked in or I would be frozen this morning without heat.


YES! It was a devastating 50 degrees in Miami, not quite enough to cause Iguana's to fall from the trees, that usually kicks in at about 40 degrees but it was plenty cold enough.


So no frozen Xmas for me, YEAH! Oh, and I got a new car and computer so please US Congress, don't send me a fucking check in any amount. I'd wish all you politicians a Merry Xmas but the truth is, I hope you all burn in Hell, metaphorically speaking of course.
Redhot1960's Avatar


<-- Racist
Yssup Rider's Avatar


<-- Racist Originally Posted by Redhot1960
WE AGREE!!!
dilbert firestorm's Avatar
I got an unexpected Xmas gift this morning, a warm house and the ability to make a fresh pot of coffee for breakfast because the electricity went out about 2 am and the generator I had installed to get me through a hurricane that never came to Miami, kicked in or I would be frozen this morning without heat.

YES! It was a devastating 50 degrees in Miami, not quite enough to cause Iguana's to fall from the trees, that usually kicks in at about 40 degrees but it was plenty cold enough.

So no frozen Xmas for me, YEAH! Oh, and I got a new car and computer so please US Congress, don't send me a fucking check in any amount. I'd wish all you politicians a Merry Xmas but the truth is, I hope you all burn in Hell, metaphorically speaking of course. Originally Posted by HedonistForever

I hear Iguanas are tasty! lol.


50F and you can't survive the night under it? lol.
dilbert firestorm's Avatar
merry christmas to all of you


and yes howlers included.


oh btw, thank you YR for the christmas present I got. 2 infractions. lol.
Strokey_McDingDong's Avatar
Christmas is racist.
winn dixie's Avatar
I got an unexpected Xmas gift this morning, a warm house and the ability to make a fresh pot of coffee for breakfast because the electricity went out about 2 am and the generator I had installed to get me through a hurricane that never came to Miami, kicked in or I would be frozen this morning without heat.


YES! It was a devastating 50 degrees in Miami, not quite enough to cause Iguana's to fall from the trees, that usually kicks in at about 40 degrees but it was plenty cold enough.


So no frozen Xmas for me, YEAH! Oh, and I got a new car and computer so please US Congress, don't send me a fucking check in any amount. I'd wish all you politicians a Merry Xmas but the truth is, I hope you all burn in Hell, metaphorically speaking of course. Originally Posted by HedonistForever
The iguanas always need Garlic!
Yssup Rider's Avatar
Breathe...