concerned wife

Husband's Text



Message to wife:




Honey, I got hit by a car outside the office.

Paula brought me to the Hospital.

Doctors presently doing tests and taking X-rays.

Severe blow to my head but not likely to have any lasting effects.

Wound required 19 stitches.

I have three broken ribs, a broken arm and compound

fracture in the left leg.

Amputation of the right foot is a possibility.



Love You......





Wife's Response:





Who the FUCK is Paula?

I like blows to my head.

Paula is the jealous transsexual that ran over him with
her car because he wouldn't leave his wife

Dude was having a bad day.

Lol

ROFLAMO

Awesome!!