Dad gets home to find his 17yr old daughter with a pink dildo up her bum "What the hell are you doing" he shouts
"Well you won't let me have a boyfriend, so this is my BF substitute"!!. The next night the daughter comes home to find her dad drinking a can of beer with the pink dildo up his bum "What the hell are you doing!!!!!!" she shouts
Dad replies Having a beer with your bf