HJs

  • fives
  • 01-12-2020, 01:06 PM
Why is a HJ even a thing? I have my own H, which I can use more effectively. Decades of experience. You need to be offering me something I can't do for myself - M, V, A. Not to rain on anyone's parade - do what you enjoy - just to explain why this won't close the deal with me, because I don't see the appeal.
I have my own H, which I can use more effectively. Decades of experience. Originally Posted by fives
As a wise man once said, a HJ by a nude/topless girl is better than a selfie.
  • fives
  • 01-12-2020, 05:24 PM
Are you reading osd posts? Say goodbye to sanity.
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As a wise man once said, a HJ by a nude/topless girl is better than a selfie. Originally Posted by Charno3
dang who said that? wish it was me
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Are you reading osd posts? Say goodbye to sanity. Originally Posted by fives
agree
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since the "Vid"

almost exclusive
As a wise man once said, a HJ by a nude/topless girl is better than a selfie. Originally Posted by Charno3
+
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+ Originally Posted by misterbig9.5
ahem stop encouraging that jackass OCD wil ya
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since the "Vid"

almost exclusive Originally Posted by JONBALLS
Rosie needs better screening ???
but hear the price is right
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Why is a HJ even a thing? I have my own H, which I can use more effectively. Decades of experience. You need to be offering me something I can't do for myself - M, V, A. Not to rain on anyone's parade - do what you enjoy - just to explain why this won't close the deal with me, because I don't see the appeal. Originally Posted by fives
ya done gots the ...rights handle fer ...yer ...post
I love a good HJ from a lady that knows what she's doing.
Your hands are softer than mine
I love Asians who know little English. They always mime "what you like ." My best part is watch them squirm when I mime that I have a geyser ready to erupt. The squint, look away and use a hand to block the "shot".
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I love Asians who know little English. They always mime "what you like ." My best part is watch them squirm when I mime that I have a geyser ready to erupt. The squint, look away and use a hand to block the "shot". Originally Posted by Luvbubbles
the legal ...term ...fer that ...be sexual assault
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the legal ...term ...fer that ...be sexual assault Originally Posted by Plastic Man
IMHO only if no warning, which can be more fun if you like dirty talk/ mime
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