Help Help...Busy monger missing! daaaaaman where are you??

Shep3.0's Avatar
I hope daaaaaman didn't find love and settle down~~ the local hobby scene would feel the impact...


Is he ok? Any ladies know his whereabouts? Does anyone know!

Tell him his hobby bro misses him!
I told him that when ECCCIE had us agreeing to that new agreement that in article 325.c.2 it clearly stated that when Daaaman hits 500 okays on 411 his penis would be removed and donated to science.... i ponder.. did he hit 500?
I'm sure he is fine. He's still getting it wet



He's probably laying low after damn near being outted by an overzealous, indiscreet, revolving-door provider LOL
Well wherever he is, I know he's getting laid LOL
Daaaaman, come out from hiding soon. ECCIE misses you
Lmao!!!!

Was thinking the same thing myself, haven't seen a "Sluts United" sig line in a while. Every time I read his sig line, I giggle.
Tell me he isn't gone...FUCK NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shep3.0's Avatar
I think he is in Valenzuela trying to decide which mail order bride to bring back home...He must be sampling them all
pmdelites's Avatar
I think he is in Valenzuela trying to decide which mail order bride to bring back home...He must be sampling them all Originally Posted by Shep3.0
is that the country the Secret Service and military guys havent been to??
mtabsw's Avatar
Black helicopter spotted in DFW so that may be the last we hear.

We could all super glue our exclamation point key in tribute.
Daen1304's Avatar
I thought I saw him post last week? -ould have been my imagination.
Daaaaammmm is one of the real "man whores" and I trust his reviews, hope he is ok. I think TheoriginalDannie might be holding him hostage and all tied up so that she can have him all to herself.
Bestman200600's Avatar
Did he work for the secret service?
Shep3.0's Avatar
maybe he was...is he under investigation by the white house?


Obama is going to be pissed at daaaaaaaman!
Jaci's Avatar
  • Jaci
  • 05-07-2012, 10:40 PM
Hes under my bed!!!!!
yaddayadda's Avatar
Maybe the BAPTISTS have him and are holding him for ransom.