Well since fake reviews are rampant, why not get one that's professionally written, to your specifications so you don't need to whine or deny them?
Hell yes, that's "write", I'm here for you ladies. I'll work for Taco Cabana or Whatburger gift cards ($10 is fine) and will never offer to sell you out, beg for any sexual freebies or sell your personal information!
Why complain about fake reviews when professional help is just around the corner?
My PM Box is waiting, if you know what I mean.
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