What, did you lose a bet?
Originally Posted by boardman
My dearest Boardman, Am advising him as I did you in similar situation.
You will need:
Can of black pepper - check!
tweezers - check!
magnifying glass - check!
willing female participant - check!
OK here we go....
Hold the magnifying glass directly over penis.
Do not come in direct contact with sunlight. As you will end up with a 'roasted wienie'. (Can be quite painful)
Next, sprinkle small amount of blk pepper onto your penis. Now here comes the important part:
Wait until Jr. sneezes then promptly catch "Him" with the tweezers.
Then have willing female partner apply CPR until Jr arises to task at hand.
Then proceed as usual.............
Well, my work here is done, carry on....................