Really.. a beer?

I like to see providers and strippers in nice shape with flat tummies and turn me on. Wouldn't you agree guys?

So I was at a strip club last night and I saw so many very pretty dancers, then I noticed many had a beer belly. Every other part of their body was fantastic except the beer gut. I also noticed many were walking around with a can of beer that groups of guys were offering them. I was thinking are guys offering them beer everyday?

If you want the ladies to look nice why offer beer. Okay I understand you want your dancer or provider to get a nice buzz and enjoy herself with you.
So why not get something besides beer for the ladies and help us look nice for you.

Guys what do you like getting for the ladies to drink?

Ladies what do you like drinking?
A cold bucket of Bud Lights chilled sitting on a tub of ice.
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Whatever she wants to order. Most dancers know more about drinking than I do.
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Get her a Michelob Ultra....Hard Liquor is just as bad as beer. A Lot of drinks are made with simple syrup which is just as bad. You're in a lose, lose situation.

I don't drink at all when I go to a club. I did once and was a lot more drunk than I thought. I ended up handing over my whole check to a girl and didn't even remember anything. It was so bad when I woke up I didn't even know how I got home.
Keep in mind that "beer gut " is just as likely a "mommy tummy" or from many other things.

As to what I get them, my only desire is to NOT buy those $10 + mixed drinks. Other than that, I buy them what they want to drink.
Funny that someone said something about stripper beer belly. I see a lot of girls in the strip clubs who have a lot of extra "meat" on their tummies. I've also seen way too many c-sections. The bad thing is...is that a lot of the girls don't try to cover them up.
I got to say last time I went to Strip club, was really disappointed with the talent, mainly because of the "gut" factor, well dallas area. I guess Strip clubs are not what they used to be.

Too many guys looking for extras, which top talent is not going to do. Now, I do go to Sapphire couple of years ago in Lav Vegas, now, wowza, thats what I call a strip club.
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And the award for Most Retarded ThreAD goes to...
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  • jfred
  • 05-11-2013, 03:18 PM
And the award for Most Retarded ThreAD goes to... Originally Posted by addict
Wherein we are treated to hookers disparaging strippers (Ms Evans excepted).

Ladies, it's tacky to do that. Say nice things about the other girls and folks will think you're a pleasant person to spend time with.
Awwww thanks

Guys what do you like getting for the ladies to drink?
Originally Posted by Steamy Selena
Since this is eccie, there is only one correct answer.
And the award for Most Retarded ThreAD goes to... Originally Posted by addict
a dict?
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a dict? Originally Posted by Tiger Woods
I cannot possibly be expected to wrangle with such a cunning wordsmith. Consider me bested. I am forced to concede.
Since this is eccie, there is only one correct answer. Originally Posted by Tiger Woods
a creamy, 98.7 degree protein shake
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I would rather buy a lady a dance than a drink.