You could change your name to AddisonGFEorPSEwicheveryoupref er, or AddisonGFE/PSE. Hmmm, those may be a little much.
How about Addison of Austin? Hell I don't give a shit what you call yourself, you are awesome. Hah! There it's is...AwesomeAddison.
I want royalties for all of your profits going forward.
Oh wait that would mean I am pimp(in every sense of the word). Never mind.