Bang safely with Scroguard! LMAO!!!

I just logged on today and noticed a new ad here on ECCIE for Scroguard:

https://scroguard.com/how-it-works/

This is beyond funny to me. I actually thought it was a joke at first but it appears to be a real product. I can't imagine that any man would actually put one of these things on or that they would really sell many but hey who knows. If one of my clients showed up and put one of these on I know I would totally lose it and ruin the session before it actually got started. On the other hand it might be a good thing to keep a couple around for the guys that show up with unwashed ass and balls.

The informercial and comments are priceless: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHZ2...Y&spfreload=10

Truth be told, if I were a guy in the hobby, I would probably wear one😁. At least at first, and specially if I was diving into the deep and unpredictable waters of BP... You never know what you might fish out!!

There's no way in Hades I would be able to perform in one of those. However, I could see them as a necessity in a 3rd world country. ...and also true => "if I was diving into the deep and unpredictable waters of BP"

^^^I wouldn't think very many men would be able to perform wearing one of those.

Heh.....

A big dick can't fit through
the hole.

A big dick can't fit through
the hole. Originally Posted by siberia

It's supposed to be stretchy.. I think that's what the infomercial said haha

Im sure there's some crazy fucker out there that will buy it

Heh.....


Originally Posted by Russ38

Heeeeeeyyyyyy.... Where are the Minority Mannequins....

A big dick can't fit through
the hole. Originally Posted by siberia

Guess that makes it a very large cock ring then.

Damnit... Now I'm REALLY feeling self conscious... Thanks 1TB...

Johanna, will you help me break mine in??

Im sure there's some crazy fucker out there that will buy it Originally Posted by allaboutthebbbj

2 questions:
What kind of twisted mind could come up with this kind of contraption.
What idiot would invest in this thing thinking they could make a profit on it? Can you imagine having the blueprints, slapping them down on a desk at a manufacturing plant saying "I need ten thousand of these made"... WTF?

2 questions:
What kind of twisted mind could come up with this kind of contraption.
What idiot would invest in this thing thinking they could make a profit on it? Can you imagine having the blueprints, slapping them down on a desk at a manufacturing plant saying "I need ten thousand of these made"... WTF? Originally Posted by H.Hardhat

Depends..... ijs

That thing looks highly uncomfortable.I guess you to put it on the put your dick in the hole, Get it hard, keep it hard put a condom on then take care of business. Pass.:space craft:

Johanna, will you help me break mine in??

It would be not only an honor, but an unforgettable experience, Deep! Let me know when you get one and we'll TOFTT and write a review on it (: