You read it here first:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/new...35-flop,34294/
Key quotes:
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"...the updated Obamacare software is mouse-compatible and requires a 386 Pentium processor with at least 8 MB of system RAM to function properly.“
"Obama added that the federal government hopes to have a six–CD-ROM version of the program available by 2016."
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Heh.