1) You know they are going to bring you candy… if they don’t eat most of it on the way to the in call.
2) Heavy set guys are out of shape and can’t last very long, so you won’t need to take a pounding.
3) Most all fat guys have a great sense of humor.
4) If you’re going out they know where all the restaurants are located.
5) The chances of a lard ass being LE is "slim" to none!
6) They are ALWAYS happy because they NEVER get laid in real world.
7) Getting undressed is a snap because they always wear lose clothing.
8) If they drop dead, everyone will think it’s a heart attack.
9) If they short change you, they are easy to catch.
10) You get to be in control of the condom, after all they can’t see their dick.
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