SL’S Top Ten List If She Might Be LE
1) When walking up to the in call you can hear theme song for S.W.A.T. that’s a bad sign.
2) Always come early, Circle the in call location. If you find several large American made cars with tinted windows out back and several guys who look like hobbyist who could never get a session with even the ugliest hooker, that might be a bad sign.
3) If you didn’t request hand cuffs and a police uniform, that’s a bad sign.
4) If she is wearing a bullet proof vest under her tank top, that’s a bad sign.
5) If she has a dildo hanging from a police belt that’s 2 ½ foot long, that’s a bad sign.
6) Unless your name is John, if she asks you how long have you been a John, that’s a bad sign.
7) If she asks to pat you down but doesn’t touch your dick, that’s a bad sign.
8) If she is between 20-25 and appears to be wearing a hearing aid, that’s a bad sign.
9) If a cops camera crew happen to be in the parking lot next to the in call, that’s a bad sign.
10) If when you walk in she says, “freeze, pull your pants down, and spread your cheeks!”. This one could be a bad sign or it could be the beginning of a great session.
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