Four Catholic men & a Catholic woman were having coffee.
The first man says, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks in, people call him 'Your Grace'."
The third gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters, everyone says 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks in, people call him 'Your Holiness'."
The woman then replies, "I have a beautiful daughter, 38D-24-34. When she enters, people say, "Oh My God."