Any piano teachers?

Is anyone a piano teacher in the Northwest suburbs or Woodlands? I would like a female instructor and prefer to give my business to another escort but if you can simply refer a great place, that's ok too. I'm a quick study, so I prefer someone for whom playing piano is second nature. I'd love to hear from you if you think you can speed me through the basics and have me mastered at a few carols by December. This will be my mothers last Christmas and I'm hoping to suprise her with her childhood favorites. In other words, this is very important to me and I won't waste your time. I'm thinking 2 times a week after my personal trainer in the morning but I'm open to more if it's necessary. Emails to Vikkimarkov@gmail.com Thanks!

Try Youtube Vikki

start with "the first noel"....it's just a walking scale (in C iirc)