Where's the Election Day innuendo?

No ads offering Erection Day specials, no offers to stuff the ballot box? Not even a girl with a razor asking if I'm pro-Bush?
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  • Trey
  • 11-04-2014, 05:06 PM
I still have my ticket from the booth. I'll hold on to it if some offers come in. I voted libertarian so I know I'm winning this year.
Fancyinheels's Avatar
I was already busy, else you would have seen a "Vote for me and get screwed now instead of later" ad.
I was already busy, else you would have seen a "Vote for me and get screwed now instead of later" ad. Originally Posted by Fancyinheels
I'd stuff my ballot in your box.
Fancyinheels's Avatar
Ah, GS, you sweet fellow, you can poll me anytime. Nothing like a tense election jamming up a tight box.

Forget the chick in every pot; if I ever ran for public office, I would stand on a platform of 5-inch heels and a dick in every twat.
^^^^^ LOL and don't forget to lobby for msog. It's not just democrats that want to vote more than once.
  • Sonya
  • 11-05-2014, 06:53 AM
I guess we all had electile disfunction.
Sexy Katrina's Avatar
:sips tea:
boardman's Avatar
Fuckers shooed me away with a broom!



Cats are citizens too...
Russ38's Avatar
Fuckers shooed me away with a broom! Originally Posted by boardman
Did you mistake the ballot box for a litter box again?......
chicagoboy's Avatar
One of the ladies should now advertise she "goes down" like Wendy Davis.
jbravo_123's Avatar
In the 80's there was a porn star that was actually elected to the Italian Parliament. Too bad Mary Carey never won the election in California - that would've been a sight to see!
boardman's Avatar
Did you mistake the ballot box for a litter box again?...... Originally Posted by Russ38
I shit before I went in.
There was this chick in stripper heels...I couldn't help myself.
Chung Tran's Avatar
there was more Bush in the White House when Clinton was President.. we got another Bush elected yesterday.. as "Landing Strip Commissioner"
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The Dumbocrats were soundly defeated by The Repubelicans!!!!