US Forest Service vs The Rancher's

The Sierra Club and the U. S. Forest Service were presenting an
alternative to the Wyoming ranchers for controlling the coyote
population.
It seems that after years of the ranchers using the tried and true
method of shooting or trapping the predators, the Sierra Club had
a "more humane" solution to this issue.
What they were proposing was for the animals to be captured alive. The
males would then be castrated and let loose again.
This was ACTUALLY proposed by the Sierra Club and by the U. S. Forest
Service.
All of the ranchers thought about this amazing idea for a couple of
minutes.
Finally an old fellow wearing a big cowboy hat in the back of the
conference room stood up, tipped his hat back and said,
"Son, I don't think you understand our problem here. These coyotes
ain't fuckin' our sheep; they're eatin' 'em!"

The meeting never really got back to order.

Would be funny it there weren't so many of those brainless nit wits trying to run our country.

AND THESE PEOPLE ARE RUNNING THE COUNTRY??

For those who have never traveled to the great West, cattle guards are horizontal steel rails placed at fence openings on highways to prevent cattle from crossing. For some reason the bovines will not step on the guards, probably because they fear getting their feet caught between the rails. We need to make that clear in order for everyone to appreciate the following story.

President Obama received a report that there were over 100,000 cattle guards in Colorado. Because Colorado ranchers protested his proposed changes in grazing policies; he ordered Secretary of Interior Ken Salazar to fire half of the guards immediately.

Before Salazar could respond, and presumably straighten him out, California's congresswoman Nancy Pelosi intervened with a request that before any were fired they be given six months of retraining.

I guess the last one was a joke?

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