True, Willie Nelson's Farm-Aid is likely a more sympathetic charity but let's not kid ourselves...pimps need help too. Besdies, if I'm ever going to get my charity to preserve cockroaches going I need to prove to myself that I can make some $ for a creature even more vile!
Please offer your job suggestions for these woeful souls? Don't be shy about job suggestions...I'll start and suggest the skinnier pimps be re-trained as toilet plungers! Surely they're used to talkin' up dat shit so why shouldn't they drop their heads in the bowl and use their pent up hot air to blow dat shit loose from da bowl?
Perhaps the State fo Texas could retain them to clean the dead animal carcasses from the road? That way they's make Texas more beautiful AND have dinner every night!