In my never-ending quest for the perfect massage/rubdown I sent an email to this chick from backpage.
http://dallas.backpage.com/BodyRubs/new-pictures-jessie-in-north-d...e-29/11332099
I basically just asked where she was located. Here was her reply…
KD,
I am at Preston and Frankford. So very close to you!
Jess
Knowing that I’m going to be out of town, I asked if we could set up an appointment for next week and if she had any special rates for new clients.
Here was her reply…
Do you mean do i have a special for cheap assholes? Nope. Get lost loser.
--- On Tue, 10/12/10, <wtoilman> wrote:
From: KD <wtoilman>
Subject: Re: backpage response: New Pictures! Jessie in North Dallas! Rub Down wit...
To: "Jessica"
Date: Tuesday, October 12, 2010, 9:06 AM
Nice to hear from you Jess. I wont keep bothering you because I cant meet today and I'm flying to Albuquerque tomorrow morning. Perhaps you could fit me in next week?
KD
(PS. Do you have a special for first-time clients?)
lol I’ve never pissed anyone off that fast. The truth is I read that ad in the early AM and couldn’t remember who she was when she wrote me back later (when I was at work.) The PS was added thinking that the result would be her sending me a simple menu of rates. Anyway I found it amusing and instantly called the executive in charge of her marketing department.