A Haiku for LolaBrea01@gmail.com

Longing to touch you
Smiling joyfully yet far
Thank God for gee mail contacts

Longing to touch you
Smiling joyfully yet far
Thank God for gee mail contacts Originally Posted by Jewish Lawyer

LOL! Not to nitpick, but I thought Haikus had a 5 7 5 morae. This can be accomplished by simply removing the word contacts.

Great poem, though. In the spirit of Haikus, I'll do my own.

Oh, Lola, fair muse
How we all long your return
From unfair exile

LOL! Not to nitpick, but I thought Haikus had a 5 7 5 morae. This can be accomplished by simply removing the word contacts.

Great poem, though. In the spirit of Haikus, I'll do my own.

Oh, Lola, fair muse
How we all long your return
From unfair exile Originally Posted by Looking41today

Lmao

It's not a Haiku, but I think you'll enjoy it anyway.

Your beauty is overrated
Your pussy, well, overstated
Your White Knights are obsessed
Now you are Banned, I hope you get some rest

The OP is delusional
The Meds he takes aren't seasonal
He used to worship a maiden named Tara
Who knows maybe one day there will be a Farrah

Back to the one called Lola
The one who eats Strombola
Me thinks if Shep were to read this
Betwixt his reviews and a piss
That his tale was all about Pout, Pout, Pout
How comical it is now, that the Messican took herself OUT, OUT, OUT

Awww already thinking about me and its only 8:30 am. But how sweet of you too write a poem about me. Its funny though you say I'm the one that's always stalking you on the boards???? What a great day this.

Manslut Manslut Manslut
Was such a little Nut
He didn't know when too shut up.
Now you can go back into your little rutt and strut



Cowboys RAWK

Awww already thinking about me and its only 8:30 am. But how sweet of you too write a poem about me. Its funny though you say I'm the one that's always stalking you on the boards???? What a great day this. Originally Posted by Tara Evans

Tara, if you wanna fuck me just say so
But my answer will always be 'Hell No'

(sorry the theme was supposed to be Haiku's, oh well)
Btw, you followed my post so that makes you the stalker,
You fucking LOOSER, get a life, TOO, I RAWK

(did I leave anything out?)...Oh yeah, GO COWGIRLS !!!

I don't agree with what a lot of people write. We go back and forth, not a big deal. It's kind of fun, actually. it stops being fun when someone gets really stupid. Most of the poem, kind of funny. The term you used though is like using the N word for blacks, very derrogatory. I am personally offended by your crude, insensitive, and uneducated tone.

It's not a Haiku, but I think you'll enjoy it anyway.

Your beauty is overrated
Your pussy, well, overstated
Your White Knights are obsessed
Now you are Banned, I hope you get some rest

The OP is delusional
The Meds he takes aren't seasonal
He used to worship a maiden named Tara
Who knows maybe one day there will be a Farrah

Back to the one called Lola
The one who eats Strombola
Me thinks if Shep were to read this
Betwixt his reviews and a piss
That his tale was all about Pout, Pout, Pout
How comical it is now, that the Messican took herself OUT, OUT, OUT Originally Posted by ManSlut

Manslut if you paid me a million bucks I still wouldn't fuck you. If your little small Dick was the last Dick on this planet that would be a help fucking NO! Now lets see have I missed anything??? I don't think so. But it is sweet how you wake up and you be the one too write something about Tara.


Tara RAWKS

I don't agree with what a lot of people write. We go back and forth, not a big deal. It's kind of fun, actually. it stops being fun when someone gets really stupid. Most of the poem, kind of funny. The term you used though is like using the N word for blacks, very derrogatory. I am personally offends by your crude, insensitive, and uneducated tone. Originally Posted by Looking41today

Now that deserves a non-humorous response. I am 50% Latino (South American) so I think your are overthinking this situation.

Awww already thinking about me and its only 8:30 am. But how sweet of you too write a poem about me. Its funny though you say I'm the one that's always stalking you on the boards???? What a great day this. Originally Posted by Tara Evans

Consider yourself officially stalked by me sweetheart... Muah!

Being stalked by you would be all right by me.:-)

i do not have a dog in this fight. although i like Tara's pink underwear. is sir ron mexico also in trouble? what did he do? i missed that part of this story?

LOL! Not to nitpick, but I thought Haikus had a 5 7 5 morae. This can be accomplished by simply removing the word contacts.

Great poem, though. In the spirit of Haikus, I'll do my own.

Oh, Lola, fair muse
How we all long your return
From unfair exile Originally Posted by Looking41today

Yes, I should take the word contacts out. I liked your Haiku better, anyway.

Tara - would you like a Haiku to be written for you?